brovest

A vest for bros

When a douchebag wants to look dapper at a club, he might wear a brovest.

by Super9 September 10, 2012

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

Broesamle

A Broesamle is a person who is little crazy most of the time but knows when to shut up. People will trash talk him/her because of jealousy and talk behind their back. They are very pretty even though they dont agree and they're very talented.

Shes a Broesamle.

by dmitchell54 January 23, 2011

brotastrophe

Brotastrophe - is an extremely large-scale disaster between two or more bros

Logan - "Bro I need a condom"

Justin - "Bro I used the last one"
(No Homo)

-Brotastrophe

by LoCoe602 January 9, 2012

brotege

Someone you teach your wisdom of the gym to.

David, is the brotege of Tom.Tom got him some massive gains.

by guyfromlesta June 28, 2015

BroText

When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.

Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.

by LoadHammer December 20, 2016

Brotastic

To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out super hard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.

"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"

by Brochiller trilla October 8, 2008