Roommate Switch

The act of going out with one roommate, then realizing you like the other one more and wanting to switch. However, if you simply break up with your girlfriend her roommate will be too loyal to her to go out with you. So you request a menage a trois to your girlfriend, and she will be so offended by the fact that you're attracted to her roommate that she will break up with you. Then she will tell her roommate, who will understand that you like her. Your ex will not be against this in any way, because she was the one who dumped you. You will have successfully performed the roommate switch.

Made popular by Seinfeld.

Jerry: I want to go out with his girlfriend's roommate, but I can't think of a way.
George: You should try the roommate switch.

by WhileyCoyote April 25, 2010

broodmare

A female horse that is used mainly for breeding.

Looks like that stallion over there is ready again - and I think that broodmare is ready too, so let the horsies do their thing.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Roommate

The epitome of douchbaggery. Brings random "women" to your room while you are trying to study for your chem exam. Dick move.

Roommate: Dude I just brought home sara! Oh, we're gonna be chillin in the living room watching a movie on YOUR tv. So don't bother us.
Me: Fuck you and your douchebaggery.

by T3hMasterChief August 29, 2009

roommate

the bitch that sleeps in the room across the hall in my apartment who is a filthy whore with a short temper and annoying voice. The person that also messes up the kitchen and living room after you've cleaned it up like a 5 year old.

My roommate would not stop talking as she spread her filth around the room

by Yvonne Houston March 6, 2009

bromate

a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.

guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?

guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.

guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.

by kain mcleod April 3, 2008

roommate

a person who will put all of his junk on your desk, leave dirty dishes everywhere, dig through your stuff, constantly play your games on your tv, be loud and obnoxious, and is just generally rude and disrespectful.

This guy has no respect for anything, what a roommate.

by Nebman February 18, 2008

Broodmare

A woman who has a multitude of children by different men; typically does nothing else with her life. Just like with horses: the sole purpose of the broodmare is to breed with worthwhile studs.

"That chick on Maury was a total broodmare. She had 6 kids with 5 different dads and doesn't even have a job."

"Arlene is having ANOTHER baby? What a broodmare!"

by Boswellthe3rd January 21, 2009