Bronded

Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.

"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."

by lieberino February 18, 2012

Branden

Anyone born with the name Branden is clearly considered the alpha male of all males. Women drool over the presence of a Branden, and will try desperately to get into a Branden's pants. They are shaped perfectly, tone, have beautiful hair, amazing eyes, perfect skin. A Branden is always pleasurable in bed and know's sex by perfection. Any Branden is instantly adapted to liquor and can handle mass amounts in a short amount of time without getting sick, they are an alcohol champ. A Branden is extremely experienced in the arts of combat and be very dangerous when irritated, keep caution when a Branden gets angry unless you're an attractive female... then be happy. Branden's are usually very romantic but balance it out with a very strong sexual side, the scent of a Branden will make a female love. Branden's always have very big urethra's, and are able to pleasure women with ease. Everyone will eventually have a love for a Branden. A Branden will eventually rule the planet Earth.

"Hey girls.."
"Yeah?"
"You see that man over there?"
"Mhmm.."
"He must be a Branden, sexy and hung like a horse."
"Lets get em' girls!"

by The Master Branden December 25, 2009

Brandenburg pick-me-up

1. Sex act where one partner stands on his/her head whilst the other kneels in front supporting the legs and performing oral copulation.

2. A place where Obama goes to be politically refreshed.

Barry and Michelle's sex life was a little boring until Michelle asked for and received a Brandenburg pick-me-up.

by Scoo0oop June 20, 2013

Branden

very funny,good friend,good boyfriend whoever has the name Branden is unique in a lot of ways he is very good with the girls he’ll be there when they need him and the one girl he really likes you might have a future with

Branden is really funny

by love whisper April 24, 2019

Brenden

Brenden is the kinda guy that just wants love. Wants a loyal girl by his side through everything, and will cheer him on at his football, baseball, and wrestling matches. He's a country boy, that loves the Lord Above. Trys his best to make you laugh, and if he doesn't he finds a way to make you smile. He sometimes worries a lil to much and stresses a lil to much but always comes back to reality.

Brenden is such a loving guy.

by #1EDOD June 8, 2017

Brenden playing xbox

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017

Brenden

Super awesome; righteous and really cool.

That person was Brenden. Gnaw mean?

by BunnedWiener June 16, 2018