BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

brownchitis

When a person has a deep interest or sexual preference towards Indian or South Asian (brown) individuals. This term should only be applied to individuals who not only have a 'type' leaning towards Indian individuals, but one that fetishizes the culture associated with South Asia.

It is basically like yellow fever but for South Asians specifically.

Guy 1: Yooo that Indian chick over there is fine
Guy 2: Shut up, you think all Indian chicks are hot, you have a serious case of brownchitis

by rosierocker135 May 19, 2019

Bronitsky Syndrome

When you are playing Guitar Hero and some part of your body, particularly your head, itches.

I got Bronitsky Syndrome in the middle of Jordan and failed.

by Jaquiese Johnson December 6, 2007

Brositis

1) when the parties involved in a bromance are unhappy with each other.

1)What's up with JD and Turk? I thought they were buds?

Oh, they're fighting, touch of brositis. Happens in all the best bromances.

by JVDoc October 26, 2010

Chronic Bronchitis

Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.

"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"

by JGSR July 22, 2006

Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.

Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex

by CooNian August 13, 2018

Broomitis

The act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship.

Person 1: i'm not really a man, I'm a woman
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.

by Nykkee February 13, 2010