Bookends

A shot of tequila, followed by a carbomb, followed by another shot of tequila.

My friends had been drinking for two hours before I got there, so I ordered bookends to catch up.

by Golden Arms June 19, 2008

Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.

"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."

by schmowzow January 20, 2020

Brokendated

When something isn't just broken, it's really broken. Can also be used as a verb

You can't drive the car, it's brokendated.

Oh great! You went and brokendated it!!

by Vangogh's girl April 18, 2009

brokenshard

When utilizing the latrine to deficate and it feels like your passing glass.

"Dude i totally was on the crapper the other day and it felt like brokenshard"

by evil elvis lives January 31, 2009

Broiend

Brother / Friend type of Person

Girl One " Have You Heard Of Alfie "
Gril two " Yeah He's My Broiend

by Misspp. sexijj June 14, 2009

brokounds

brokounds can be used as “bruh” it is the same thing.

jack- i just f***** my cousin
gary- uh— brokounds

by flxroax January 26, 2020

Brokeinship

A dysfunctional relationship between a couple who recently "broke up" but still regularly see each other and still sleep together.

"No! Qe broke up but yeah we still booty call."
"No hoe, y'all still together. Y'all in a brokeinship"

by jornumunroj February 24, 2020