Bookends

A shop in The University of Aberdeen which sells second-hand books. Inhabited by a range of utterly insane students who have nothing else to do with their time and make too many awkward and random jokes.
Volunteer A: Yo, you going to Bookends?

Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.

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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?

Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).
by BOOKENDS!!! March 23, 2010
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Bookends

A shot of tequila, followed by a carbomb, followed by another shot of tequila.
My friends had been drinking for two hours before I got there, so I ordered bookends to catch up.
by Golden Arms June 19, 2008
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Bookended

When, while sitting at a bar, a person is flanked on either side by individuals who have chosen to take out books and read rather than continue a conversation. Also known as a Bilateral Booking.
At the Zig Zag last night Brian tried to talk to two babes, but ended up completely bookended.
by CA Central May 27, 2009
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bookended

To have yourself confined to a space smaller than what is needed to accommodate you comfortably, usually referring to when you're lying on the couch and you're unable to stretch all the way out because your head and feet press against the armrests.
dude: "Seriously, I'm done feeling bookended by this couch. I'm getting a new one."
by joelh March 25, 2008
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bookends

An event in the game of ultimate frisbee in which a player makes a huge defensive play causing a turnover on one end of the field, and then later scores by catching the disc in his own endzone on the other end of the field.
"Whoa, did you see Clay with that huge layout block?"
"Yea, then did you see Rich pick the disc up and huck it down to the endzone? Somehow Clay was there to catch it!"
"Yea, man, he had bookends that time."
by Clayton e. February 21, 2006
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bookends

A sexual encounter that starts and ends with your favorite activity. French bookends would indicates that you had oral sex at the start and end of your encounter.
I had a great time with Jillian last night, we had hot sex with french bookends
by golf99 August 04, 2010
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bookend

Sexual act where you have two ppl penetrating one person (one anally or vaginally and then another orally) thus like bookends on a shelf.
man sally got bookended last night by these 2 guys
by jeff2401 July 05, 2007
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