broketober

When it is October but you’re broke to do anything or even buy candy

Hey are you celebrating Halloween?
Broke guy: nah man it’s broketober for me

by Arrrrreeesu October 4, 2019

Brometheus

Noun
1.An undying level of

bromanship,acending beyond the bro levels. Includes any race,but also of how long the brolationship lasted and how strong the bond is.

"For lighting the fire that brighten our brotherhood,you're a Brometheus to us."

by TheAmazingTaco August 25, 2019

Bay Area Broke™

An individual or family that makes over $250k a year but can't afford to live in the greater San Francisco Bay Area. Also applies to giving >=50% of your income to housing. A perception that you have no money by driving an old Prius but you own a home >=$2M.

I have to drive a Prius to work in two hour traffic at 5am to my $350k tech job so I can afford a decent sized home in the bay that costs $2M. I really hate being Bay Area Broke™!

by goatse415 September 30, 2021

broketitude

cash poor, lack of disposable income

This tanked economy is going to take most folks to a whole new level of broketitude!

by CandieW357 January 27, 2009

Bromethius

A bro who is obsessed with summer bonfires, smores, and the like. Similar to a pyro
Derived from the god promethius, who supposedly introduced fire to human beings on earth

John: Hey is Nick having another bonfire at his place tonight?
Frank: Yeah, thats like the 5th one this month.
John: What a bromethius

by ltdjkl August 16, 2011

brometheus

someone who brings unspeakable lameness to mankind from the gods of suckitude

"Hey brometheus, you're not welcome here -- get outta here before my friends see you and spontaneously become fans of World of Warcraft."

by sommy December 20, 2008

Broketown

Having absolutely no money to spend.

Im living in broketown so i can't go to Wendy's., That guy wears the same clothes everday. He must be in broketown.

by Neo590 January 23, 2009