brojangles

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"

by TheDannyG March 30, 2023

brokanese

When you are broke and speak in an envious way.

Every time I see you, you speaking brokanese asking me for money.

by migos2 January 11, 2014

Brohab

The period of rehabilitation that occurs after a serious bromance has ended.

Now that Sean got back together with his girlfriend I need to check myself into brohab.

by OriginalSigner February 9, 2010

brohamskihasive

A combination of bro, bro-ha, bro-ham, bro-ski, and bro-sive.

Basically a major cluster of suffixes attached to a utilitarian word. Used within any type of brotherly setting. Whatever you define brotherly as, is up to you.

A word made up by a kid from ohio with red hair. That's probably why it is so long and obnoxious.

"What up brohamskihasive?"

"Oh you know, swaggin on my A-game last night."

"Word."

by Broseph Stalin 1 October 22, 2011

brogan adjustment

An american military technique of repairing broken DVD players.

Pauile: "I was in the army signal core. What this thing needs is what we call a

Brogan Adjustment"
Christopher: "What's that? Y'know how?"
Pauile: "Yep"
*procedes to smash DVD player with left shoe"

by rjd1118 November 3, 2021

brohine

An extention of the word bro. Similar to brosef, broscious or brosephus.

What's going down brohine?

by tjkennedy February 11, 2009

Brojank

The opposite of bojank.

Word used to replace anything with a good or bro-ish meaning.

Bro 1: Have you heard of the band Jack's Mannequin?
Bro 2: Ya! They are so brojank.

by Derp1 April 23, 2011