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brocep

The favorite muscle group of guidos, tools and douchebags alike. Instead of lifting and growing all the main major muscle groups, the douche will work and focus on hitting the bicep daily, resulting in a ridiculously uneven build.
"Wow that dude's broceps are huge, look at him curl the 70lb dumbbells... Too bad he can't bench press, deadlift or squat more than 135 lbs."

"Damn broski, lets hit the broceps again!"
by HITSTICK53 August 2, 2009
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beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.
Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.
by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010
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Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.
We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.
by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008
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braces

Metal brackets on each tooth which where hand made by demons...food gets stuck in the brackets and when u try to get them out with your tounge it looks wierd to other people and it cuts your tounge more than a knife can
Guy 1: hey i just got braces

Guy 2: Sweet how long will you have them on for

Guy 1: o for the rest of highschool

Guy 2: o thts cool just 2 more weeks

Guy 1: im a freshman

Guy 2: your fucked
by Pitbull3291 August 4, 2006
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cooneral brocession

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021
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brovest

A vest for bros
When a douchebag wants to look dapper at a club, he might wear a brovest.
by Super9 September 10, 2012
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Broesamle

A Broesamle is a person who is little crazy most of the time but knows when to shut up. People will trash talk him/her because of jealousy and talk behind their back. They are very pretty even though they dont agree and they're very talented.
Shes a Broesamle.
by dmitchell54 January 23, 2011
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