bloatchamp

A bloatchamp is someone who out moggs everyone in the vicinity. They can be muscular and fat, or just fat; either way the skinny fat dudes near them are getting outmogged.

Nikocado Avocado is an absolute BloatCHAMP, he's a frickin MoggKING

h3h3 gained more weight; that's quite moggers! What a frickin MogCHAMP

by ChaosEternal October 7, 2021

brotch

The male equivalent of bitch. A combination of bro and bitch. Can be either derogatory or a term of endearment depending on context.

1) What the fuck's up now BROTCH?

2) Hey brotch toss me a beer.

by durtysoufcraka January 17, 2010

broach

Unpleasant cross between friend and cockroach.

That dude and his little broaches are really starting to get on my nerves.

He's kind of cool but really more of a broach.

That little dude and all his creepy friends got backstage and broached out all night. What a drag.

by L.Ryder August 17, 2010

bratch

A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.

She's such a bratch.

by mike February 25, 2003

Broathlon

When two bros are in a heated and intense competition to see who can say bro the most in a different way.

At the end of the 2009 film, "I Love You, Man", both Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) and Sydney Fife (Jason Segel) engage in a Broathlon inlcuding the brononyms: Man, Bro Montana, Bud, Dude, Brosiph Goebbels etc...

Bro 1: "Sup Bro"
Bro 2: "Not much brosif and you?"

Bro 1: "Just chillin Broheim"
Bro 2: "Cool brodog"
Bro 1: "Yeah, so you going out tonight bro-land-security?"

Bro 2: "Dude, good broathlon"

by Milpa Bro October 15, 2011

bratchnie

bastard
-derived from nadsat language
-russian slang

you ate the last cookie, you bratchnie!

by the name's alex, droogs March 7, 2009

Bro'atch

A biatch among bros. Can be used synonymously for dude. Can be used pejoratively.

1. Whassup, bro'atch?
2. John. Have you met my bro'atch, Steve?
3. Hey! That waiter just took away my beer. I wasn't done. Stupid bro'atch.

by drdigg October 10, 2011