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Broast

broast is a mixture of toast and and bread, which usually occurs when the toaster is not working at its full potential.
that toaster was wank, i'm eating broast!
by UJ250 October 19, 2009
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Broasted

The act of a group of guys getting completely wasted.
Dude, we got totally broasted last night!
by Bro Thoughts January 16, 2018
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Broast

noun; an event in which all bros come together in remember how each one met each other and what they thought of them. Finishes with a segment in which all members say why they luh one person until all members say something about everyone.

verb; -ing: the action of remembering why you luh a member(s)
noun; It was when we all held a broast on the band bus ride home dos we see why we luh each other.

verb; -ing: I was in the process of broasting him when I realized I used to hate him first.
by Wolfinsweatpants November 10, 2015
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Broast

An inoffensive, bantery, exchange of roasts with the sole purpose of entertaining other bros. This activity is purely recreational and no bros shall remain ofended.
The other day my niggz waz in an empowering broast and we were astonishingly entertained.
by CarlosACJ May 29, 2017
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broasting pan

The term that applies when your friend group is roasting you all at once. Often trivial, sometimes serious.
J: "Man, I stuttered once and the whole party was making fun of me the entire night..."
S: "You got thrown into the broasting pan, my friend."
by stopityou September 10, 2021
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Broast

Your Bro/friend that you can get away making fun of and telling funny stories about meanwhile in a non harmful manner. Sometimes at a celebration in his honor.
"Nice Broast Man last night at Steve's party"
by Elektro Babe Magnet December 27, 2020
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Broasting

The act of being wrong - very hard - about something usually of interest to those lacking any sophistication whatsoever in trade for money or muscle.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Alyssa:
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?

Katie: Broasting!
by k80theshade October 24, 2022
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