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Bristols

Phoar look at the set of Bristols on her
by Jack T May 7, 2003
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bristol

Is a city. South West of England. Populated with various types of ethnicity. Compared to other cities this is a unique one, loads of bars and clubs, pub, cinema, ice rink, rock climbing, absailing, canoeing and activities to choose from here. Although you get the odd few yobs... the yobs have to decide carefully as to who their target will be. Do not give in to these people or let them intimidate you.

Bristol is very hectic and Livley on weekends with a great atmosphere and on the weekdays a a few bars and clubs still manage to be livo!!

Outsiders to Bristol should respect the history,land, people and the ground on which they walk.
jimmy: lets travel to Bristol, get pissed, get laid, go home!

Sebastian: I would love to engage in the process of travelling to Bristol, I heard its hectic down ther.
by aches November 23, 2006
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bristleback

a fiesty, mean fat woman who yells at her kids and her husband/boyfriend and it all around pissed off at everything. Think of a mean pig out at gramps farm.
buddy1 "man, that woman across the street is a bitch"
buddy2 "watch out, she's a fiesty bristleback!"
by north_branch September 1, 2006
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Bristol Palin

To be underage and pregnant. Especially if your parents are a part of the Religious Right
I think Becky and I are going to go all the way tonight.

Use a rubber dude, You don't want to Bristol Palin her.
by Somethingcatchy October 20, 2008
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bristolology

the study of the city of Bristol,England
this book will come under the study of bristolology.
by r.che March 21, 2009
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Brittolepsy

Condition that causes you to fall asleep for 10 minutes and wake up thinking you were out for 3 hours+
He suffered from some serious Brittolepsy on the ride home from Bonnaroo.
by Seal Clubb3r May 28, 2010
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Bristol Story

A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
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