Bristle Gag

When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.

:Ew, man where'd all that puke come from?
:I had a really bad bristle gag this morning

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

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Afghan Bristles

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.

Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.

by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

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Pucker Bristle

A slang referring to the hairs the surround the anus.

"My tounge was met with an unpleasant amount of pucker bristle."

by Davis December 30, 2003

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Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.

Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.

"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."

by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019

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