When brushing your teeth and your hand slips causing your toothbrush to gag the back of your throat.
by Foz Eh August 21, 2009
Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.
Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?
Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.
by Spookylocks June 23, 2010
by Davis December 30, 2003
Next-level Power-dyke. Will wack any bush regardless of how aggressive it is. The female counterpart to the Male Power-Bottom. Masculine in appearance. Usually dressed in basketball pants and a college alma mater sweatshirt. A short hair style is most common amongst this breed, in extreme Bristle Biting cases hair gel will be present. Not uncommon to this species is a low-toned, (heavy smoker-esque) vocal range.
Bro, back in the sixth grade my gym teacher was a certified Bristle Biter.
"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
"Heads up, 11 o'clock. Full blown bristle biter headed this way...."
by Swizzler89 June 16, 2019
Josh:" I was at the gym the other day , this chick walks by me and I could see her pubes poking through her yoga pants"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
Steve: " oh that's called muff bristles bro"
by Larry the Cable Guy52 December 03, 2017
by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022
A derogatory name for either a 'Hoe" or 'Hooker' who is unusually hirsute or hairy. Usually, unfeminine areas of hair, like the chest, face, back, or arms. It is called Bussy because of the unfeminine areas, not particularly for men only. It is also for alliteration, since bristle & bussy start with the same letter. This sort of concubine is interchangeable and not meant for literal use.
by litle rody March 23, 2024