Breyton

A cute, gassy man. attracts many girls. known for his sense of humor and charm. Intelligent but sometimes doesn't use it. Normally very horny but will wait patiently if he loves you. Can eat you out of house and home if you let him.

Breyton defined "Man I'm feeling really BRENTON right now, I have to take a cold shower"

by Fairy.dust September 13, 2017

bratton

Every girl wants to be with a Bratton because they are so smart, handsome, funny, fun, and a Bratton could just make your day great. Bratton's are often very athletic swimmers who are in good shape. They are kind and only want to help and give to others. They love to hunt and spend time with friends and family as much as they can. To be a Bratton is an honor!

Bratton is so handsome in every feature.
I wish I could be Bratton.
Oh my gosh it's Bratton.

by Bratton_swimmer December 28, 2016

Brenton

An amazing guy. Loyal. Loving. Sexy as hell. Sweet. Known for his sense of humor and craziness. Loves to have a good time with friends. Loves making new friends. Will try anything once and if he likes it will do it more.Typically a country boy who loves to drink. More street smart than book smart. He is very open. He would give you the shirt off his own back if you needed it, but don't cross him because he is not afraid to beat someone's ass, no matter how big the other guy is. Afraid of nothing. Never backs down. Protects the ones he loves. He never forgets anything. Try's to be tough but deep down is a big baby. Has a heart of gold.

That Brenton sure is a good guy, he is so funny and affable.

by LovesaguynamedBrenton September 13, 2011

simon britton

The nicest guy you'll ever meet and very thiccums. You'll probably catch him smiling about something silly.

Some people need to be more Simon britton.

by Toomuchapplepie July 16, 2017

Brentonism

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Brettophile

A male from Dundalk who goes head over heels for any female ranging from the ages 4-14.

Hey look over there its the Brettophile.

by Aworriedfriend February 27, 2011

britton

A male(or rarely a female) who is often asked if he: 1) Is from England, 2) Is great, or 3) Can talk with a British accent.
A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.

"Hey, my name's Britton."

"Hey, I'm John. Are you from England?

"No, but its nice to meet you."

by The Ramen Eater November 12, 2011