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Get the brettinism mug.by gooniniowa August 20, 2008
Get the Bettendorf mug.Bretton is a calm, sensible guy. He is kind, but can really put up a fight. He is larger than most boys in both strength and weight (fat). He is not shy, and doesn’t mind people laughing about his weight at pools or while in gym class. Bretton is the funny one in his group of friends, and likes inviting people over to his house to play video games, and eat pizza. He is good at most school activities, such as math and english, but struggles with science. Bretton wears 100% polyester shirts (very thin and tight), so he can show his is comfortable with his weight and doesn’t care what you have to say about it.
Brettons Friend: Bretton is a nice dude. Once you get to know him, you will forget about his weight and like him, too.
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Passerby 1: Look at Bretton, over there. I know he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s a little fat.
Passerby 2: Yea, that tight polyester doesn’t look good on him.
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Bretton walks over to the new kid.
Bretton: Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our school. Want a tour?
New kid: I think I can find the way the schools food supply myself, fatty.
Bretton: Go right ahead. :P
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Passerby 1: Look at Bretton, over there. I know he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s a little fat.
Passerby 2: Yea, that tight polyester doesn’t look good on him.
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Bretton walks over to the new kid.
Bretton: Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our school. Want a tour?
New kid: I think I can find the way the schools food supply myself, fatty.
Bretton: Go right ahead. :P
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Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)
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It holds the only ice rink in peterborough!
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