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Brotection

Protection from your bros when bitches be hatin'
"Hey, my ex's parents are here, you think you guys could give me some brotection if they come hate on me?"
by c-dome April 27, 2009
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Brection

The event of a girl's breasts becoming hard, as if her breasts are having an erection.
Friend One: I was getting kinky with my girlfriend, and she totally got a brection!

Friend Two: Whoa, sweet, man!
by DrnCrs December 18, 2010
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Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.
Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.
by Emasdiez November 20, 2009
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prerection

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.
Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.
by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011
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bumrection

The act of obtaining an erection with your anus, or "bum". This exhilerating phenomenom can be experienced by both female and male anus, however most common in homosexual males. A bumrection usually lasts somewhere in the vacinity of 5 minutes and 29 hours). Commonly experienced when watching Ben Hur...of which no people are bigger than.
-Why, your bumrection is rather large today...may i penetrate you?
-Heidi:"Wow...what is that odd yet arousing sensation in my rectum...could it be a bumrection?"
Charles:"I'm not entirely sure... but may i poke/prod around and have a look/feel?"
Heidi:"Sure, just dont touch the bumrection....its my first and i shall frame it :D "
by Whilma Zan Zeyk nstein January 19, 2006
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Rerection

The negative effect of seeing a completely unattractive guy or girl.
Bill was having a good day until he had a rerection for the fat girl who walked by him.
by Dukedj December 16, 2008
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brorection

A non homosexual erection one has for a bro.
Dude, i have a major brorection for you.
by nibshax August 19, 2013
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