Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

smokronized breathing

When you are standing next to somebody smoking and you breath out/in in perfect synchrony with them so that you minimize the amount of smoke you inhale therefore reducing second hand smoke

Dude, I have never smoked in my life and the thought of it makes me gag so when I was forced to stand next to Sammy, who smokes religiously, I had to use my smokronized breathing skills.

by bananaman321 April 6, 2011

Breaking Veg

The act of suspending a vegetarian lifestyle by eating meat.

I totally became a vegetarian while I was in India, but I broke veg when I got home and couldn't resist a Big Mac.

Breaking Veg proves that you were never vXc to begin with.

by beecheese January 31, 2009

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003

Breaking Necks

When you're so hot that people break their necks when they try to look back at you.

I'm so fine, I got people breaking necks when I walk out on the street.

by cbeezi June 23, 2009