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Breastpacito

A satanic ritual preformed once a year to honor the Despacito gods.
Breastpacito
by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 26, 2018
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breastraction

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.
I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.
by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006
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breastpionage

To evaluate a woman’s cleavage without letting her know you’re looking.
Many think Obama's use of Predator drones was a result of the Bush administration proving their usefulness. In reality, President Obama is just engaging in some Pakistani breastpionage.
by Dawud_Kafir July 6, 2010
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breastasarian

A surgical procedure in which an infant is removed from the mother's womb by cutting through her breasts. It is a very rare occurance... 1 out of 7 billion+.
Swani is the first and only baby to be born by a breastasarian procedure.
by jacaya March 13, 2010
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Breastalgia

To remember or reflect upon a set of breasts which were of outstanding quality.
I saw the Girl Fight video by Brook Valentine for the first time in a few years and experienced some breastalgia.
by castorjay September 12, 2011
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Breastphyxiation

The act of suffocating someone with a large pair of breasts, usually a D cup or larger. This usually occurs when someone tries to motorboat a girl and it goes horribly wrong, causing him to asphyxiate within the girl's breasts.
John: Bro, did you hear about Dave?

Nick: No, what happened?

John: He was trying to motorboat some hot chick with a huge rack, but got lost in there and died.

Nick: Dude... *shakes head*

John: Yeah, the coroner said cause of death was accidental breastphyxiation.
by AngelTheFallen July 13, 2015
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Breastplate Boomer

Not just any old boomer, the boomer of all boomers. Breastplate Boomer quickly rose as a postwar icon after his service in the Skaraana vs Humanity war of 2021.
Who the hell is that old boomer?!
That's Breastplate Boomer, the messoah and grandfather of the prodigal son who's face is glazed in cum.
by DisasterHellscape June 23, 2021
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