bedtime

When an individual is ordered to go to their room, turn off the lights, and pretend to sleep. But most of the time, pretending to sleep results in real sleep.

Bob: My bedtime is 6:30 p.m.
Joe: My bedtime is 6:00 p.m. Lucky.

by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

breastices

plural of breastice. boobs, boobies, titties, funbags, mounds, rack, busom, chest, and tits. The fleshy mounds supporting the teet on females and transvestibules that, on the former supply infants nourishment in the form of breastice milk.

Look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack.

by nick May 3, 2005

bedtime

anytime your eyes are burning after 12am.

You: I think it's enough BF playing for now, my eyes are burning =/
Friend: Well, it is 5am.. Guess its bedtime then...
You: Yes, gdnite :)
Friend: nighty

by w00dy January 16, 2005

breastimistic

When you're not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about boobs all the time.

Me: Are you pessimistic or optimistic?
Him: I'm breastimistic. You see Alice's tits though?

by kooljess702 November 4, 2017

breastimation

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.

"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."

by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008

bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Breaditler

A bread artwork of Hitler.

A breaditler was sold for $100 million at an auction.

by duhapplebaby December 28, 2017