Braining

When there's something that doesn't have any sense but it does have sense but you can't understand

My brain is not braining

by ouqpw9JOwajdhlWOIDJLOdhoòiqWHò May 5, 2024

Braining

When someone thinks, talks and makes conclusions about a movie, book, tv show or a play they just watched.

After I watched Oppenheimer I needed at least 1 hour of braining to understand what happened.

by Kwtsos June 16, 2024

Braining out

The plateau of a migraine in which one feels the full effect of the headache onset. Conversely, it can mean when an individual has exhausted their full mental faculties during a problem-solving scenario

"Did you hear about Maude at the potluck this week? Somebody said she ate shit in the maintenance closet while she was braining out."

"Jimmy Neutron frequently was braining out during his adventures."

by kibblitz February 28, 2026

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Whale Braining

When you stuff a melon, usually a watermelon, with ham salad, drill a hole in it and then proceed to acquire carnal knowledge of it.

It has ben a long and boring quarantine, so when I get home from the store I am going do some whale braining to pass the time.

by Frank789 February 27, 2021