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Only when the stork partially suffocates the Brandon whilst giving birth, does it morph into a Brandin. This failed life-giving process causes the spelling change in the name. A Brandin may be seen with his head down muttering "Why?" under his breath.
Hey, what's your name?

-Brandin.

Like, B-R-A-N-D-O-N?

-Nah, with an I.

Oh... sorry.
Brandin by spiceness April 19, 2011
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Spinal Branding 

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.
Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

wolf branding 

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.
-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.
wolf branding by TerryD September 8, 2010
A person who is very professional at anything, whether its games or life, he owns. He may not be from Cal-Ifornia but he most likely is in Cal-I.
Brandio just aced the whole team! BOOM HEADSHOT!
brandio by w00t1337 June 20, 2006
writing your initials on a girl with liquid energy, (ejaculate); it only counts if it is your own ejaculate
"I really like this girl. I think I'm going to do some branding tonight."
branding by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Brandini 

When you're hitting her from behind and she turns and asks "are you in yet?"
My girl hit me with a brandini last night and it really hurt my feelings
Brandini by Hairymilk.tbp December 2, 2021

Heritage branding

The exercise of infusing simple typography, borders and text into a designed composition that echoes brands from the 1950s and earlier. The design method is executed by reflecting a one to two color scheme that easily communicates a certain air of transparency and honesty in packaging, advertisements, logo, collateral, website and any other extension of the brand. Not complicated in structure, easily readable and made popular by The G Brand.
Heritage branding makes my page look awesome!