Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.
Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018
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“Yo I met a guy! He’s attractive, smart, and charming”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”
“Dude aren’t those serial killer qualities?”
“Yeah, but it’s ok because he’s a total Bradert”
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A Spanish film actor, film director, film producer and singer. Made success with his role as the legendary masked swordsman Zorro in the 1998 film The Mask of Zorro. He was the first Spanish actor to portray the character. Well known today for voicing Puss in Boots in the Shrek sequels.
by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011
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Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011
Get the Brandeis Goggles mug.Makaveli Branded: a clothing line released by Afeni Shakur by using Tupac Shakur's likeness, pictures, images, newspaper clippings, personal quotes, memorabilia and particularly Tupac's alias Makaveli as the primary design for the apparel.
Makaveli Branded is a Limited Liability Company head-quartered in New York City. The company started its national release on November of 2003. According to Afeni Shakur, Makaveli Branded is designed to help fund the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation and Center of the Arts while at the same time continuing Tupac's "legacy" through the "clothing line."
Makaveli Branded is uniquely designed to be undistinguishable from other urban clothing lines in its market. The supply of the product is limited due to its small distribution to Better Specialty Retail Stores.
The advantage of the product is practically using Tupac's image as its cash cow. The disadvantage of the product is the considerably large sizes, the unusual designs of the product, and market price. Some sizes are larger than expected and the designs may not be fashionably accepted by the general public. Furthermore, the price is not marketed to middle-middle or lower-middle class citizens, but more to middle-upper class citizens.
Hence, the designs are beautifully unique; however, the market segment of the product gravitates predominantly towards tall and fairly large people along with the price being possibly too high for Tupac's "ghetto children." By producing smaller sizes, lowering the price, and giving some of the designs a mellow yet modest tone will not only diversify the product, but will ultimately generate higher revenues in the company’s income statement. Most importantly, it will create "consistency" in Tupac's paradoxical personality in complexity and professional "thug-like" stature.
Makaveli Branded is a Limited Liability Company head-quartered in New York City. The company started its national release on November of 2003. According to Afeni Shakur, Makaveli Branded is designed to help fund the Tupac Amaru Shakur Foundation and Center of the Arts while at the same time continuing Tupac's "legacy" through the "clothing line."
Makaveli Branded is uniquely designed to be undistinguishable from other urban clothing lines in its market. The supply of the product is limited due to its small distribution to Better Specialty Retail Stores.
The advantage of the product is practically using Tupac's image as its cash cow. The disadvantage of the product is the considerably large sizes, the unusual designs of the product, and market price. Some sizes are larger than expected and the designs may not be fashionably accepted by the general public. Furthermore, the price is not marketed to middle-middle or lower-middle class citizens, but more to middle-upper class citizens.
Hence, the designs are beautifully unique; however, the market segment of the product gravitates predominantly towards tall and fairly large people along with the price being possibly too high for Tupac's "ghetto children." By producing smaller sizes, lowering the price, and giving some of the designs a mellow yet modest tone will not only diversify the product, but will ultimately generate higher revenues in the company’s income statement. Most importantly, it will create "consistency" in Tupac's paradoxical personality in complexity and professional "thug-like" stature.
"Aeh homie, that fool is wear'n 'makaveli branded' dog, that ni**a think he's thugin but he's about to get sprayed with mah nina ross - who's thuggin now pahtna, break yo-self!"
by Former Brook Thug June 8, 2005
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by jmwx August 21, 2009
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A wonderful way to live.
A wonderful way to live.
by mimi=] February 14, 2010
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