Love Your Branch Day

The day after valentines day when your branch is feeling down because he is single and did not have anyone to celebrate valentines day with.
February 15th

P1 "Hey branch, how was your valentines day?"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"

by Branchsquad January 15, 2021

Braniya

Braniya is a funny pretty young lady she’s very overprotective over her family and friends braniya is a skinny girl who loves to dance she’s very talented in her own ways braniya can be a little silly some times and she would wanna beat yo ass If you den pissed her off but overall she cool asl she could be a friend you could vent too also and don’t care about what a hater got to say about her

Braniya-“don’t touch her”
Lil boi -what u gon do ?
Braniya-ima beat yo ass 😭😭

by Niyacapalot April 30, 2019

Branch

A friend or homie. Used similar to the word bro or brah.

What is up, branch?

by Branchsquad December 29, 2020

michelle branch

an awesome singer/songwriter/musician who kicks butt,is married,and can kick lindsay lohan's butt anytime.

awesome singer songwriter musician

by Michelle Luver March 3, 2005

Branch Covidian Cult

An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.

Beware of the Branch Covidian Cult propaganda. The vaccine is a bio-weapon for population control.

by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022

north branch

a small hole in the wall town that's majority farming. the schools are complete shit filled with cunt jocks, annoying hicks, weird fucking nerds, wanna be emos, trannies, and the minority of normal people. if you dislike country music you will be shunned but overall a fucking shitty place to be

"wow north branch fucking sucks!"
"yeah it does!"

by HICKSLAYER May 4, 2018

4th branch

The "branch" of the government known as the media that spreads propaganda and fills peoples minds with useless shit

the 4th branch of the government is responsible for controlling the minds of millions.

by Emilio April 13, 2005