Braiden

A white man whore who usually ends up dating short, ugly, older girls.

Lucy: Ew, is he a Braiden?

Laura: Yeah I think so.

by Theforrealbunny October 27, 2014

Braiden

The most amazing boy you will ever meet although he can be an ass he’s still amazing

Yeet

Braiden

by Yeetyoself November 27, 2019

Braiden

A super hot guy that has an ugly girlfriend

Braiden is so hot how did he end up with her

by Ugly fake bitch January 29, 2017

Braiden

a very dumb kid with a weird hair cut

wow braiden is so weird

by hellopeople599 May 10, 2019

Braiden

An insult focusing on someone that is moody and keeps on faking everything. It's also used to notify someone that they are ruining good songs by never shutting up about them.

Person 1: Why is he so moody today?
Person 2: Because he's being a Braiden.

Example II:

Person 1: Oh god, he managed to ruin the new album.
Person 2: How did he do that?
Person 1: He kept on going on and on and on about it. Eventually I just felt a tremendous hatred for the music.
Person 2: That's because he's being a Braiden.

by Stewie with the bowl August 30, 2011

Bradden

Cocksucker in German

Bradden = cocksucker

by Paieiksjz May 25, 2019

braiden

a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit

mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.

by infamouslounge September 10, 2019