Brain Fart

When you mean to do something really obvious but then you forget what you were doing and end up doing something something completely different. i.e, when you have a wrapper in one hand and food in the other, and throw away the food and try to eat the wrapper.

Brain Fart:
Person 1: Man, I had such a brain fart today.
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I was holding food and a wrapper and threw away the food and tried to eat the wrapper.

by nv2001 February 8, 2015

JoJo brain rot

Usually occurs in people who have recently watched JoJo's bizarre adventure and can't stop thinking about it. The symptoms are making JoJo references, posing, and talking non-stop about it. They usually can't do any work because there thinking about JoJo.

Jotaro: I think Sophia has JoJo brain rot.
Josuke: Yeah she keeps making JoJo references and threatening to take our kidneys if we don't watch JoJo's bizarre adventure.

by RemBestGirl November 20, 2020

brain fog

A state of mental confusion or forgetfulness that lasts longer than a brain fart or brain freeze. Can last daze (sic) to years.

Grandma seemed to be in a brain fog for a couple days last week.

by yes juanito yes March 6, 2015

Long Island Brain Slice

Slang for a powerful street drug. It is a razor sharp crystalline chemical that you tuck under your eyelid. When it cuts your eyeball open it slips into your blood stream and directly into your brain. The high is terryfing. It takes all your greatest fears and insecurities and gives them teeth and arms, and then it locks you in a room with them from which you cannot escape. There is also a surprise at the end of the high.

You realize the face of god is somewhere inside your body, but you can't find it.. and it hates you.

Just when you can't take anymore.. you poop your mouth.

Long island brain slice is also known as god drug, cuddy cuddy, elmo, cat vaj, and funt.

by Bourbon & Apple Cider Vinegar October 30, 2014

the bradenton

Is the native terminology for the alcoholic beverage, "sex on the beach." A name originating from the case involving Jose caeallero and Elissa Alvarez in which they were arrested for having sex on cortez beach in bradenton. The couple went to trial, facing up to 15 years in prison. No bueno!

I'd like to order the bradenton.

by 15tolife May 17, 2015

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

The mental illness in which you cannot play games that don't have constant gameplay or excitement, without getting bored.

"My brother and I don't like Animal Crossing New Horizons because we both have Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain."

by xXfrenchboiXx17 October 2, 2020

brain dick

When she gets so much dick it pokes her in the brain.

In conversation:
"Why are her eyes like that?"
"I gave Martha that brain dick and she hasn't been able to see straight since. "

by jaxonsshittercrew August 18, 2019