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braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.
I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.
by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015
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Brainglove

A type of shitty thought you can have but you don't really take serious. Like dropping a baby or jumping off a cliff while standing on the edge. Or all the other bad thing people think about.
"What if I just drop this baby?"
"You gotta go eazy with those braingloves"

"Man, I've been suffering from a lot of braingloves lately"
"Just think about happy thoughts"
by Dr. August Dekoter May 22, 2023
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Binary braking

The way that a driver uses the brake when driving. Either it is full brake or no brake. Driver does not know how to feather the brake to make it more comfortable for the passengers.
The Chinese bus driver was binary braking all the way to factory and I damn near hit my head on the seat in front of me a dozen times.
by spewer69 April 28, 2011
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Passenger Braking

When the driver of the car, that you are riding in, is driving so unpredictable, irratic, crazy, scary, or dangerous that you reactively slam on the brakes, even though you are in the passenger seat.
Yeah, last weekend, I got a ride with him, and promised myself I would never let him drive me in a car again! He had me passenger braking and holding on with both hands, the whole trip!
by StokedLove June 21, 2011
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Dirty Braain

When your buddy takes a bottle of big stoli and puts it in your ass to do an ass shot.
Earl put the bottle of big stoli in brian’s ass to do an ass shot of vodka, thus completing the dirty braain. “Pernounced bri AAAnn”
by The stinky stoli October 8, 2021
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Braingle

A medical condition in which your brain "dangles" in your skull. The symptoms of a braingle include long, drawn out stories that don't ever really come to a conclusion. They just ... fade out and lose people.
Tom told me this really long story the other day... The story just went on and on and it was such an obvious braingle that I had to just walk away.
by Shopwrecker April 15, 2009
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panic monkey braking

when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).
i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.
by dhr46 June 12, 2011
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