Derived from Godwin’s Law, Boston’s Law states that as an online argument with a Patriots fan grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that they will bring up the fact that they have won five Superbowls.
Person: “Bro, I bet the Raiders smoke y’all this year."
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
Patriots Fan: “Fuck you, let me know when you have 5 Superbowl rings, I masturbate to Tom Brady, but use my left hand because my right is full on rings.”
Person: “Damn dude, I guess that’s why they call it Boston’s Law
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A term collectively used by the fans of New Kids on the Block to describe the NKOTB members' accents when they speak. Being from Boston, the band members have distinct accents that the fans have embraced and even mimic to an extent.
Practically any word ending in (-er) or (-ar) can be translated into Bostonese by replacing the suffix with (-ah), such as in "glittah" "sweah" or "bettah."
Practically any word ending in (-er) or (-ar) can be translated into Bostonese by replacing the suffix with (-ah), such as in "glittah" "sweah" or "bettah."
Bostonese: Joey Mac bettah be tweeting on Twittah tonight, or I sweah I might have a heart attack!
Plain English: Joey Mac better be tweeting on Twitter tonight, or I swear I might have a heart attack!
Plain English: Joey Mac better be tweeting on Twitter tonight, or I swear I might have a heart attack!
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It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:
"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"
The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
It is believed to be derived from a chant attributed to the fraternity, in which a line recites:
"Rah rah, bon ton, Sigma Alpha Epsilon!"
The subphrase "bon ton" has been extrapolated into bontoneous (adjective) and, to a lesser extent, bontoneity (noun).
Jacob: "Alright bois, I just finished my thesis, and I'm far too sober."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
Woody: "Don't you worry, we've got a bontoneous time for you lined up back at the haus."
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Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
Where one rebels against taxation by dressing up in an Indian costume, and then taking a shipment of your balldo(tm) and throwing it right into her haborussy.
I heard that if you get a balldo(tm) and do The Boston Ball Party with your wife, you won’t even last 15 seconds.
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