OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome

A disease that afflicts girls who acquire a boyfriend and ignore every other person in their lives except for their significant other. They spend every moment possible with this person, much to the annoyance of their friends.

A girl with OMG!Boyfriend usually doesn't notice she has the disease until said boyfriend breaks up with her two years later and she's left alone and friendless.

I was supposed to go to the mall with Sarah, but she bailed on me to hang out with Steve. She has a horrible case of OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome.

by PinkertonChr July 2, 2009

boyfriend weather

Refers to weather that is rainy and winter-ish. The typical weather in which single girls usually wish they were in a relationship so that they could cuddle with their crush.

Bronwyn: Oh my word, it's the middle of summer and it's so cold today! This rain is making me freeze my ass off.

Lily: This is typical boyfriend weather. *sigh*

by GirlUndefined August 31, 2012

vsco boyfriend

the sweetest boyfriend who gives his sweatshirt to his girlfriend for her scrunchies in return. vsco boyfriends send cute texts and cute photos to his gf and let’s her take photos with him and they basically both love eachother sm and he is your ideal boyfriend.

rachel: aww your bf is so cute
monica: ik he’s such a vsco bf
rachel: your so lucky i wish i had a vsco boyfriend

by vscoisforthegorls November 13, 2018

I have a Boyfriend

A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.

Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.

Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend

Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.

Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend

by RiguRagu November 13, 2018

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

It’s is on September 19

It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019

Golden Retriever Boyfriend

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship

Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend

by (DETECTED) January 14, 2023

Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...

A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream

by LvvlyyKleeetf April 4, 2022