Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021

Chef Boyardee guarantee

When you see a thicc female worth having sexual intercourse with.

Guy 1. "Dude, did you see how thicc that goth bitch was?"

Guy 2. "Duuuude, she gets the Chef Boyardee guarantee."

by Casper the Suicidal Ghost August 21, 2017

Boyard

A French brand of unfiltered cigarette which, unfortunately, had its last factory close some years ago.
An incredibly wonderful, yet expensive cigarette.

"Why is this room so fucking smelly?"
-"Boyards."
"Ah".

by a_romijn December 28, 2005

boidar

(verbo) O ato de boidar. Consiste na boidamentação dos elementos pertencentes a boidamentagem.

" - Boidaste-te todo!", "A boidamentação excessiva poderá levar a efeitos secundários imprevisíveis, tais como, o risco de ser boidado publicamente.", " - Não te boides aí!", " - Vai-te boidar para outro lado!"

by Johnz9 December 3, 2014

Chef Boyardee

A self-styled cook--usually a guy--who uses run of the mill, cheap household kitchen ingredients and canned food to whip up a storm after you come home drunk from a party.

Are you coming back to Zack's for the afterparty? Man, you should try his cajun hot dog stir fry--he's a natural Chef Boyardee!

by Red C November 27, 2015

Boyarski

A slight palm to someone's forehead that causes the back of their head to slam into a wall exceptionally hard.

Wow, that Boyarski he got in the elevator left a dent in the wall

After he head butted him, he got a Boyarski

by lasvegaselevator February 10, 2009

Chef Boyardeaux

Any extremely cheap and nasty wine.

Yo, dawg! Anything to drink around here?
Ya, there's a box of Chef Boyardeaux in the fridge.

by 850 Commando October 2, 2009