bottled and capped

When a girl is jacking you off, and right before you cum, she squeezes your dick, and slaps the top of your hand which has the head of your dick sticking out.(usually a gesture of breaking up)

I can't have kids anymore because this bicth bottled and capped me.

by Jose, James,David June 8, 2007

bottled bukkake

When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.

Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!

by greenspartan4572 December 9, 2012

bottled nose dolphin

penis male genetalia

I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank

by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)

Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now

by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019

bottled.upsaliva

Very very funny person!!
But also a very nice person!! :D
Has a goal to follow the whole bsd fandom!(so interact with xem if ur in the bsd fandom!!!)

Hey have u heard that bottled.upsaliva is gonna follow the whole of the bsd fandom?:O
Yes they already follow me!!:D

by Uhhmmm.heyy March 5, 2022