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Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen
There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.
by Tone' April 20, 2008
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Psycho Borderline Ex Wife

A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.
Why does the Psycho borderline ex wife always go through a different boyfriend every month???
by The new wife December 10, 2010
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Borderlands

Funnest Game of all time. Good for when you want to chill with friends and Pop some heads and steal your friends' loot
Guy 1:We are playing Borderlands, not MW2... STOP CAMPING

Guy 2: Dude, My turret is gonna get me a good killstreak though
by Borderlandswin March 20, 2010
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Borderline hentai

It’s an anime that has sexual acts but doesn’t show the acts happening so it doesn’t count as a hentai
Monster girl doctor is a borderline hentai
by Sp33dKill3r475 June 30, 2021
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borderline retarded

1. Describing a person that barely has enough brain capacity to function in society by virtue of poor upbringing and their own stupidity.

2. Describing a person with an IQ around 70.

3. Describes a person that is severely brain damaged due to heavy drug use, yet still manages barely function enough to get by.
That fat kid is borderline retarded. If he was any dumber he would need to wear a helmet.

If your IQ were any lower we would have to enroll you in remedial classes because you're borderline retarded.

That borderline retarded stoner that works at the convenience store smoked himself stupid.
by Gen. Pringle September 8, 2010
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Borderlands

The greatest game ever. 4 player drop in/drop out co-op. 120 quests. Pandora, a land bigger then Oblivion. A loot system like World of Warcraft. 17 MILION GUNS. PVPplayer vs player

Four Classes
RolandSoldier Specialzes in shotguns and assault rifles. His special move is throw a turret with a shield surrounding it to the ground. The turret can drop ammo and give health out and also shoot enmies.

Lilithsiren Specializes in pistols and assault rifles. Special move is phase walk. She turns invisible and while inivisible cannot be hurt.

Bricktank Specializes with shotguns and assault. Is the biggest guy of the group. Can take the most hits. Special move is beserk. Uses his fists to royaly screw over anybody in his path.

Mordecaisniperspecialies with.... what else snipers. Special move is his trusty sidekick BloodWing the hawk. Will help in combat.

This game is scheduled to come out October 20th and i CANT FREAKIN WAIT!!!!
Cristian:Dude i just payed off my borderlands preorder this game is going to rock!!!!

Jedidiah: OMG we gotta coop as soon as this comes out.

Cristian: FCK YEA!!!
by iGotMaBOOMSTICK October 12, 2009
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bourbon borderline

When you've "gotten there" off drinking bourbon whiskey
- Bourbon Borderline - Gary Allen
"I say that I won't call you, and I mean it everytime. Until I cross that Bourbon Borderline."
by raw 907 July 10, 2006
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