Opportunity 

Mars rover sent by NASA to Mars in 2003, which landed at Meridiani Planum. Designed to search for signs of liquid water, especially minerals formed in the presense of water (eg. Hematite).

"Opportunity has landed on Mars."

Opportunity by Patteroast January 26, 2004

equal-opportunity racist 

someone who is racist about every race,sometimes including their own.regardless of the situation

equal-opportunity racist- i hate all niggers,chinks,wetbacks,frenchies,oreos,crackers

i hate you,i hate you, i don't even know you, and i hate ya guts!

equal-opportunity racist by sooooooooul train June 22, 2009

opportunity cost 

(n.) the benefits and problems of not choosing an option.

You have a choice between buying a car for £30,000 or a motorbike for £18,000.


If you buy the car, the opportunity cost is £12,000 and a motorbike.


If you buy the motorbike and have some money, the opportunity cost is one car.

opportunity cost by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

boppertunity

When your chances of getting bopped up are exponentially increased

"I'd hate myself too if I missed a boppertunity like that!"

boppertunity by TheBoppertunist January 2, 2012

Hopportunity 

Mountain bike or BMX term. Noun.

A circumstance where a rider has an opportunity to get airborne. Most often a feature or landmark that would not normally be used as a launch pad.

I was biking along and saw a loading dock that looked like a great hopportunity.

Hopportunity by Totally not Eli ;) June 1, 2016

Unique Opportunity 

A deceitful promise of great reward and glory offered to an unfortunate individual to participate in an unpleasant task.

The Unique Opportunity is delivered in such a way as to motivate the individual to see past the cruel and loathsome task ahead.

In most situations, the 'Unique Opportunity' is given by a delegator otherwise known as 'Master'.

The 'Master' is known for his/her dark craft-like ability in deflecting an undesired task to an unforuntate individual in the form of a Unique Opportunity.

Master: Hey David, I have a Unique Opportunity for you! I need you to go downstairs into the cellar and clear up all the rat shit, your efforts will be very much appreciated.

David: (sigh) ok.

Unique Opportunity by CrazyScouseSteve May 18, 2011

Equal Opportunity Harasser 

One who sexually harasses regardless of gender, or sexual identity.

Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.

Equal Opportunity Harasser by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019