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bootstrappy

Mistaken belief that conservatives and libertarians have about their own self-sufficiency, when the world has, in fact, never been more interdependent.
Bob thinks it's really bootstrappy to buy all those American flags that were made in Taiwan.
by TeddyKGB September 10, 2011
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BootyTrap

Similar to a booby-trap in the regards of trapping a person and leaving them debilitated. But a booty-trap is the same concept but the prey is unsuspecting women who u have chosen to Mate with and share DNA.
Steve -"Theres no way this bootytrap is going to work paul"

Paul-" The bootytrap never fails"
by randy Farris April 5, 2011
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bootstrap

An establishment which one reluctantly visits after a long indecisive search for a pub/club/restaurant/cafe. Selected not for its superiority to previously considered establishments, but as a last resort.

The term bootstrap originated in the UK. When searching for a place to each lunch, many eventually choose to eat a Boots £3.29 meal deal because they have given up searching for alternative that can be agreed upon. A highly available outlet in conjunction with rising hunger levels eventuate in people being caught in a 'boots trap'. Unfulfilled and disappointed, one wishes they picked the cafe they had encountered half an hour ago.

Although its' use traditionally refers to establishments, its' use has often been used to refer to other last resort acquisitions that are subjectively less pleasing than previously rejected (and now unavailable) alternatives. (e.g. buying a car, hooking up at a bar/party).
a. We ended up in a right bootstrap last night.
b. Why? There are so many good bars around that part of town.
a. Yeah I know.. but we couldn't agree on one, and we had been walking around for ages.
by Yelnaaah January 12, 2015
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Bootstrapon

A boot with a pointy foot used to kick unmotivated people in the ass to get them going.
Bob was late for work again and is hungover. Looks like I'll have to lace up the bootstrapon.
by TenTonTaco February 3, 2013
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Bootstrapping

When 2 girls lie on their stomachs while you insert one foot into each vagina and you pull on their hair while you attempt to walk with your feet still inside them.
Me and the ladies are going bootstrapping tonight! Oh boy!
by Billy Lurker September 20, 2017
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bootstrap

When a male - after having sex with a woman - ejaculates on the sole of his shoe then slaps her in the face with it. Also known as a bootstrap bill
I gave Tina a bootstrap last night and it left a funny mark on her face.
by norris1234 August 2, 2007
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bootstrappy

a homosexual act in which the receiver is so eager to have sex that he drops his pants and grabs his ankles in a smooth flowing motion and as quickly as possible. The name comes from the receiver grabbing his own boot straps or, when the act has begun, his partner's boot straps.
Charles took John to the spare bedroom, where John got all bootstrappy on him.
by Kaptain Krude December 6, 2010
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