TeddyKGB's definitions

whorebasket

The gift that you send to someone that you had sex with the night before. (Coined by the Sklar Brothers.)

Derek Jeter sends one-night stands home in a car with a whorebasket full of Yankee memorabilia in the trunk.

by TeddyKGB August 10, 2012

bootstrappy

Mistaken belief that conservatives and libertarians have about their own self-sufficiency, when the world has, in fact, never been more interdependent.

Bob thinks it's really bootstrappy to buy all those American flags that were made in Taiwan.

by TeddyKGB September 10, 2011

Paul smoker

a typical Ron Paul supporter, so wrapped up in his cult of personality as to figuratively be fellating him ; a play on pole smoker

That guy in the 9/11 Truth t-shirt is a real Paul smoker, too.

by TeddyKGB October 1, 2007