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steal this book 

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
steal this book by Jack April 2, 2004
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Book A Flight 

"Book A Flight" is a common phrase used by people to express the need for someone to fuck off.
"Dude, I'm so done with you book a fucking flight"
"Can i just be left alone? Why can't you all just book a flight"
Book A Flight by Hauntedwow June 5, 2016

go read a book about india 

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

Don't judge a book by its cover

Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think
Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.

Book hangover 

Book hang-o-ver (hang-oh-ver)

noun
1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world
2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading
Sam cannot make it to the committee meeting today as she has a book hangover

AP book talk 

1) an assignment given to students by AP english teachers

2) the most effctive form of torture used by english teachers

3) the worst spent weekend of your life

4) the one thing you never want to procrastinate on

5) the one thing you always end up proctartinating on

6) the number one reason why AP english students commit suicide
1)Oh shit Souza's book talk is due monday.. FML

2)Michael: Dude did you do that book talk yet?
Keana:... Fuck!

3) Alex: hey what are you doing this weekend?
Justin: AP book talk
AP book talk by Souza's student March 20, 2010

The Book of Rob 

This is a book of the Boble, of Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord. This is the first book of the Boble, as it introduces the Boble to new readers and High Priests alike.
The Book of Rob in the Boble is written by Bob’s son, Rob.