Typically used as an exclamatory utterance in the throes of passion, when male or female or both, reach apex ecstasy of “boom-boom-sexy-play-time-CHOO-CHOO”; also, a miniature tree that requires pristine grooming frequently, but swears that it has nothing to do with the size of his dick
by shan onyx January 18, 2022
Get the Bonzai mug.Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue
Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed
Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed
1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?
Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!
Chase: What the hell are you talking about?
Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went
Chase: Asshole......
Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?
Cody: What?
Dalton: Go smoke some pot.
Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!
Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!
Chase: What the hell are you talking about?
Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went
Chase: Asshole......
Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?
Cody: What?
Dalton: Go smoke some pot.
Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!
by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011
Get the Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house mug.Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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