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Bokerman

a typical person until they get 4 beers in their system. Then they turn into a zombie that will creep out the whole room and want your brains. Doesn't feel emotion and whose body moves slowly towards woman that don't want him near.
Typical conversation about a Bokerman:
guy 1: Oh shit looks like we got ourselves a Bokermann
guy 2: Yeah he hasn't said a word in an hour and he keeps staring at that chick

chick 1: What's wrong with him? Stop starring!
by Cookie Monster1234 February 3, 2010
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Bonernana split

When a man has a boner and pulls the skin back too far and its snaps back and bloody cum goes everywhere
Oh i do say one had a horrid Bonernana Split last night it went all over the floor. Oh you dirty peice of filth
by WhyIDOSay December 19, 2011
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He is such a Boerman
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bowerman

Bowerman loves children he is a lovely man with no hair
Wow hes such a bowerman
by ImAThumb123 May 14, 2018
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boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz May 7, 2018
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boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz May 7, 2018
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Bonerhanger

The sexual interpretation of a cliffhanger. More dramatic than blue balls - and definitely more dick oriented. When you are conversing with someone who is not present vis a vis on the phone, facetime, etc. and the conversation takes a confusing wrong turn or cuts out or stops completely, this is now commonly known as a Bonerhanger. Think of a situation where your boner is featured in an M. Night Shaymalan movie.
Yo, man I am pissed. I was just having phone sex with my girl - she got me all riled up and right as I was about to come she started moaning about Mercury in retrograde and the signal cut out - it was a total bonerhanger.
by Noodlyme123 January 15, 2020
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