boner

when you get horny and here comes the erection

last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner

by cruzal September 18, 2005

boner

An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"

by Kyle Marx April 29, 2006

boner

the sad thing that boys have ,their dick pops up when it feels like it

guy 1:'bro you got a fricken boner!'
guy 2:'mate you are sexy af"
guy 1:'get the hell away from me or my girlfriend will murder you!'

by strange_fetish September 15, 2019

boner

A "boner" is when men get erections when they see hot and busty women, and when they think about erotic thoughts.

Dude, I had a mean boner last night, I squirted cum all of my girlfriends face. Then she begged for more.

by Cousin Joe August 25, 2007

boner

a stupid mistake made by males when they see a thicc bih

"bro cover your boner bro she's looking"

by www.phub.com September 12, 2017

boner

What men get when they see something sexual

men have 206 bones but when i see u 207
boner

by baize the cazza March 16, 2020

boner

slang term for any sex, male or females, sexual arousal towards the opposite sex or same sex in which they are attracted to. For men, it's a literal term of course where the penis becomes physically stimulated and aroused. However, it can also be used in the sarcastic sense like for women, its a term or phrase meaning shes "hot" for a guy or "wants to do him badly".

The only reason why i let Stephen get away with being an asshole to me is because I still have a freak'n boner for him.

by girlnextdoorxjbx April 03, 2008