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boehner moment

A public moment interrupted by crying, as is often done by Speaker of the House, John Boehner of Ohio.
Charles Woodson of the Green Bay Packers had a "boehner moment" while addressing his team during halftime at the Super Bowl.
by Mr Puttle February 25, 2011
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Borehole

References an individual possessing an extremely loose and gaping bung hole. Able to be fisted to the elbow with one push and little or no lube. Comes from years of vigorous anal sexcapades.
I hear Carla is into fisting. Is that true?

Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
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Bonehenge

A facility from which to base research, exhibit preparation and display, marine conservation, educational programming, outreach, publications, and stranded specimen collection/maintenance that focus on cetaceans (whales, dolphins, and porpoises), past and present.
The Sperm Whale skeleton was articulated at the Beaufort Bonehenge Whale Center
by BeaufortBones December 30, 2017
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Pulled a Boehner

Sobbing in public at the drop of a hat. Derived from
House Majority leader John Boehner's frequent public
sobbing jags.
Can you believe it? The guy pulled a Boehner when the Eagles lost the coin flip.
by I.M.Salmon January 14, 2011
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Woke and Boke

Past tense of wake and bake; Starting your day with a nice wholesome bowl of cannabis- now with half the daily recommended value of THC!
I submitted this definition about half an hour after I woke and boke.
by mastersonblasterson April 5, 2010
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Boehner

An erect penis. The term "boehner", also known as a synonym of "boner", was inspired by current Speaker of the US House of Representatives, Republican John Boehner. This has been partially attributed to Boehner's perpetual artificial tan, which is often likened to the hue of a blood-filled erect member. Boehner, like his fellow corporate-controlled Republican allies in Congress, seems determined to oppose and obstruct everything President Obama does. In order to show opposition to this unjust perpetual brinkmanship, a growing movement has advocated use of the term "boehner" in everyday conversation, arguing that Speaker Boehner is, quite literally, a "dick."
"Wow, that girl gives me a major boehner."
by broman22 October 2, 2011
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bokhrat

What is that bokhrat
by halsh-meister May 24, 2009
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