Oinker Boinker

One who loves to tap the flab.

"Blake Oxford is the Oinker Boinker of 2008. Everyone needs love, even fat chicks."

by moeabm August 19, 2008

Boinker

Someone of the straight community that either hangs around with all the LGBT or acts LGBT. They are not homosexual but everyone thinks they are OR they are not gay but all their friends are.

EX 1.

Owen- Let's hang with Erin today! She's totally fab!
Charlie- Yeah, she is such a boinker it's great!!!

EX 2.
Erin- Who's the new guy? He's pretty cute!
Mike- I don't know but I think he's gay...
Erin- Nah I heard he's just a boinker.
Mike- Oh...that explains it.

by i ate your face (: August 25, 2010

Boinkered

Past tense verb of bang. Often replaced by banged. Few people know that banged is incorrect and that boinkered is the correct past tense version of bang.

I boinkered on the door, waiting for sally to open it.
I boinkered sally last night.

by Julian Ochoa August 6, 2007

boinger

An erect male penis. A stiffy. A boner. A hard-on. A woody.

"Lookin' at your sister's ass is givin' me a boinger!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

boingers

The new name for Spring

My trampoline uses a lot of boingers.

by Dklouds January 18, 2009

double boinger

A Mountain Bike equiped with suspension elements for both the front and rear wheels. Also a very erousing porno film

Make look at the dude with the Double Boinger. My Rig has no extras, it's a hardtail

by Chuck July 3, 2003

boinger

A hyper, insane, obnoxious, funny, teenage punk rocker who is immature and loves making a fool out of everything. (very easily amused).

"mole! MOLE! you thilly goose BOINGER!"

by Sid September 1, 2003