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Boffer a type of weapon used in L.A.R.P.s and ren fighting. typicaly the are made from 1/2 or 3/4 pvc piping wrapped in pipe foam. they are then fitted with a tip of open cell foam of between 1 to 4 inches. then wrapped in duct tape or kite tape.
He hit me with a boffer sword.
boffer by telos_ March 2, 2004
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To fall on your ass, like a clumsy fool
"Dude i was like grinding like nobodys business when I just biffed it"
biffed by Anonymous July 11, 2003
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BiffedHawn 

The hand with which you have rubbed the head of you're unwashed penis to climax is known as the "BiffedHawn" - e.g you have Biffed yourself hand-wise, self abuse. It now has a vomit inducing scent that should be washed more thoroughly than a coughed in hand.
FFS eeeewwwwwww!!!!! whos got the biffedhawn!!?

J Buffed 

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
J Buffed by M Albury September 26, 2012
to have taken it in the butt; had anal sex.
Nick boofed Mal last night.
boofed by Andrea M. October 11, 2004
Word of the Day on September 25, 2018
Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
Boofed by 🐺 November 22, 2018
to be well-built or stocky and muscly
Damn, see that guys muscles? He's buffed to the max.
buffed by auTeX April 21, 2005