When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
by fat obese lady August 1, 2022
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by odysseyft909 December 8, 2018
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the captain of the debate team (who was definitely a virgin), mind boned the captain of the opposing debate team (who was definitaly a virgin).
by pconnor6017 November 7, 2011
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"Did you hear about Andy and Mrs. Smith?"
- "No, what happened?"
"He slept with her because he was failing chemistry."
-"Oh my God, that’s so bodenlos!"
- "No, what happened?"
"He slept with her because he was failing chemistry."
-"Oh my God, that’s so bodenlos!"
by bodenlose_julia May 23, 2022
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by Dresus January 12, 2022
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Dave: I fell asleep at the beach without sunscreen.
Randy: You sure did. You're a red bodied stevens.
Dave: I fell asleep at the beach without sunscreen.
Randy: You sure did. You're a red bodied stevens.
by Mike4205 June 8, 2009
Get the red bodied stevens mug.1) The first album by the almighty 80`s thrash metal band Exodus.
2) A popular song by the aforementioned band.
3) A somewhat underground thrash metal band from california inspired musically by the aforementioned band.
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3) A somewhat underground thrash metal band from california inspired musically by the aforementioned band.
1) I was listening to Bonded by Blood last night, it`s a classic album
2) If you like Exodus, Listen to the song Bonded by Blood
3) I just saw Bonded by Blood last night, they were really good.
2) If you like Exodus, Listen to the song Bonded by Blood
3) I just saw Bonded by Blood last night, they were really good.
by tdkuta1008 March 2, 2011
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