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bobbit worm

An idiot with too many quirks. They have a generally tiny penis and head.
dude you're such a bobbit worm
by joshie.123 January 3, 2017
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Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.
You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.
by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008
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John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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Lorena Bobbit Blow Job

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.
"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."
by Kristentacle March 15, 2011
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Lorenna Bobbit

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.
IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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reverse bobbit

jb gave his x wife a reverse bobbit
by brassballs February 10, 2008
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bobbit it

Bobbit It = to cut the cock off of a cheating man and tossing it somewhere it's not liable to be found, so you effectively RIP his cheating life.
Babygirl, if you can prove he is sticking his cock in anyone other than you, baby bobbit it and nobody could blame you and you would probably get away with it and nobody would want to see you locked up for taking "things" into your own hands and cutting it off and tossing it wherever you (don't tell me where,lol) decide to RIP his cheating life.
by Justyn Kase August 29, 2020
mugGet the bobbit itmug.

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