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Hooky-Bobbing

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"
by Raider Quinn July 20, 2008
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hooky bobbin

The act of sliding on your feet behind a car on an icy road while being towed by holding onto the bumper.
In the winter you can hitch a ride by grabbing the bumper of a car and sliding on the icy road while being towed. This is called hooky bobbin.
by Jann Farris February 15, 2008
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Bobito Ergo Sum

Literally translates as "My God is not stupid, therefore I am."
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bobbins

Verbal exclamation of exasperation that a particular thought process or line of thinking has come to an abrupt halt, esp. when solving a sudoku.
“If we place a 9 here, we can use sudoku rules to place a 9 in this corner — oh bobbins! That 9 is ruled out by this 9 in the other corner, and the puzzle breaks.”
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Babbitted

When you die for a stupid fuckin’ cause.
“Your great great grandad was a Confederate captain
“Jesus, I hope he was Babbitted.”
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Bobbittize

(verb) To "bobbittize" a man, is the act of a scorned, angry or mental woman cutting off his penis, for revenge. The act of bobbittizing a man comes from the sordid marriage of John Wayne Bobbitt and his crazy wife, Lorena Bobbitt.

They had difficult relationship which gained worldwide notoriety for an incident in 1993 when Lorena severed or bobbittizd John's penis with a knife. The penis was subsequently surgically re-attached.

During the night of June 23, 1993, John Wayne Bobbitt arrived at the couple's home in Manassas, VA, highly intoxicated after a night of partying. He then raped his wife Lorena. Afterwards, she got out of bed and went to the kitchen. There she noticed a carving knife on the counter and "memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head." She re-entered the bedroom where John was sleeping and proceeded to cut off or "bobbittize" approximately 2.5cm, nearly half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where John Bobbitt was being treated.

His cock was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation.
When John Wayne Bobbitt came home drunk the evening of June 23, 1993, he raped his wife Lorena Bobbitt.

Lorna went nuts, grabbed a knife and cut off his penis. That crazy bitch bobbittized him !
by Juke Boxx Hero November 3, 2011
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bobbitise

To chop off a guy's dick, most likely with a steak knife. It originated from a woman named Lorena Bobbit, who sliced off her husband's penis in 1993.
If you say another word, I will bobbitise you.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018
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