He is such a fruit boarder. I mean, he wears the brands, but he dosen't skate. you can tell by his walk. He is such a poser.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.
by Ditto39 March 31, 2004
A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
by HircineXex August 22, 2010
A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.
by jac5 October 02, 2005
From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.
v., Ski-Boarding
v., Ski-Boarding
My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!
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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
by Shilo January 28, 2005
The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 01, 2014
man, i met some girl last night, her cunt was so fucked up i thought id fallen over into a pile of shit.
by jody October 30, 2003
When your with your significant other and you move your had down their pants (third base) and they pull it back
The other night I was with Suz and when I tried to waker her up with my hand going down her panties, I got boarder patroled
by Justketchup May 29, 2020