Quantum Balkan Theory describes the theory that any attempted discussion of the 1991-2001 Balkan Yugoslavian wars will end up confusing everyone involved due to the complex and sometimes senseless nature of the conflicts
At this point, the group of geography nerds decided to just move on to another topic as they had quickly succumbed to quantum balkan theory when the borders of Croatia and Serbia were brought up.
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Yo Theres the Boals!!!
by Akuri March 25, 2009
Get the Boals mug.Time that doesn’t revolve around a specific set of rules. Minutes that usually last 1/4 hours and at times and complete time warp can occur when time literally disappears.
He showed up at 10:15, when the party started at 7. Doesn’t surprise me, that family is always using Bialko-Time.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
I told them I’d be there at 8:30, but everyone knows I meant
Bialko-Time, so I should be there around 11:45.
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Dude 2-Not really, that sounds gay.
Dude 1-I'll have beers.
Dude 2-Oh a balk! Why didn't you say so.
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Dude 1-I'll have beers.
Dude 2-Oh a balk! Why didn't you say so.
by jaimeburro3 July 14, 2010
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Example 1
Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.
Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.
Example 2
Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!
Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.
Boy 1# Wow that guy is such a beast, he just pwned us all.
Boy 2# Dude he's Balkoth what do you think.
Example 2
Boy 1# Wow that guy fucked my mom!
Boy 2# He can do that, he's Balkoth.
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