BLUMF

Stands for Big Lipped Ubangy Mother Fucker. It is not ugly, like the previous example stated. Ubangy is slang for someone of African tribal descent. A deroggatory term for negroes..

-Most basketball players, including Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone, and Gary Payton, are BLUMFs..

-Go collect your well-fare, like a BLUMF.

by racoon wallace February 1, 2005

blurfec

It is an alien ray gun that was found in Mexico and secured at Area 51 for some detailed analysis

Did you see Caitlin carry that blurfec to Area 51?

by ThisIsNotKeven July 26, 2009

Blurfection

When things look better when your drunk.

I had 11 beers and that girl achieved Blurfection

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

Blurf

1. An onomatopoeia (written sound effect) used to express disgust. People use this word as an exaggerated, comical way of acting like he or she is vomiting.

Dad: That sweat stain right there on the couch is where you were conceived 15 years ago.

Mom: Oh my🤭

Son: Huh? …OH! Ewww! Blurf!

by Rapid〆 October 8, 2021

Blurf

Blurf is used as an insult towards people who are annoying and stupid.

Oh rebecca, don’t be such a blurf or you will have no friends!

by Just a cool person January 25, 2019

BLUMF

Big Lip Ugly Mother Fucker

God your a fucking BLUMF

by Guy October 8, 2003

Blurgfort

1) When you slap your partner with a large trout during sexual intercourse.
2) The large trout being used.

Don't eat that fish its my Blurgfort!

by MooGliSH July 19, 2003