Blunkn

Blunkn is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he's a milsimmie, a gun nut and the de facto leader of sq69, call him daddy blunkn and he'll help you (loves tomboys}

-Splash daddy, Wii Tennis

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-Blunkn

by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

Billy Blankin

The act of walking through two doors at once, side by side, after opening them both with authority. This can be dont anywhere there are two connected doors, such as movie theaters, malls, many schools, etc.

"That dude was Billy Blankin HARD"
"What a boss"

by T Killa September 29, 2012

eskimo hobo blumkin

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

Boomin n bunkin

Doing very well at selling drugs.

Im boomin n bunkin im servin all the junkies

by anonymous March 20, 2021

slow blinking

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014

bunking

playing traunt, skipping school, missing lessons, can also apply to religious lessons

adam: i didnt see you in maths man?!
z: screw maths, i was bunking man, i went down my mates yard to watch the exorcist!
adam: cool!
(the next day)
teacher: z, why did you bunk maths yesterday?
z: coz i felt like it, what the hell are you gonna do?
teacher: ummm.....

by ismail February 10, 2005

blufkin

A blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a shit and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.

My girlfriend pulled a serious blufkin on me last night and now my ass is raw as hell.

by paganopolas September 11, 2009