blufkin

A blufkin is when your girlfriend tells your she is going to give you a blumpkin and you go in the bathroom and start taking a shit and she runs in and steals the toilet paper.

My girlfriend pulled a serious blufkin on me last night and now my ass is raw as hell.

by paganopolas September 11, 2009

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Bluffin with my muffin

Phrase coined by Lady Gaga in her hit song Poker Face. Means she's using her pussy (muffin) to con guys.

Joe: Hey Jill, let's hang tonight.

Jill: Nah...

Joe: I'll buy dinner.

Jill: OK.

Joe: Are you gonna put out?

Jill: Nope. Just a bluffin with my muffin!

by Eddy January 21, 2009

Bluffin'

Fakin' , to say you are going to do something but then dont, lying

Anthony: Yoo you a straight Bluffin', where my weed at? you said you had it

Kendra: Nahh yo, cameron straight intercept that joint, so i aint got none

by yowheredamoneyat January 19, 2011

Bluffin Top

when a blue waffle is so bloated,saggy,and flappy that ,when pants are worn,it overhangs like a muffin top would.

Dude, chill. that's just her Bluffin Top.

by swapps October 30, 2010

bluffington

The town where Doug Funnie lives, with his blue friend Skeeter Valentine, his yellow friend Patty Mayonnaise, and this green dumbass Roger Klotz.

Mayor: "Stash your trash! Beautify Bluffington!"
Doug: "Honkerburger plz"

by Mr. Dink May 2, 2008

Bluffing

Saying you have something that you don't or saying you are going to do something that you arn't going to do.

Bluffing is often used in poker.

by Martin January 29, 2004