bumping your bumpus

The act of putting on your mom's lingerie and shoving a dildo up your ass.

Jerry: Hey Christian I heard you were bumping your bumpus last night.

Christian: I was just enjoying some personal time!

Alex: What a fucking weirdo!

by NigerianTaskForce666 April 14, 2023

blumps

Blumps is pink eye from giving a blumpkin, or just blum

I've got the blumps!

by mathclass08-09 April 1, 2009

blumpest

the act of preforming blumpy on another individual.

she was an extreem blumpest, she preformed blumpy so well she gained the national blumpest title

by cabron May 13, 2005

blumpski

(Verb) blump•ski

To receive a blow job whilst taking a shit and enjoying a cold brew simultaneously.

"Dude I totally got a blumpski last night! This time I had a Guiness."

by MicDropFTW August 6, 2016

Blumpster

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.

I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.

by Chimo946 January 8, 2008

blumpsicle

a frozen blump club

The blump club just wasnt doing the trick, so i had to bust out the blumpsicle....see if she tries me again.

by the dude 1234 October 11, 2009

cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022