Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

by djslut September 20, 2005

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blumprito

While getting a blumpkin eating a burrito. A hot, nasty, filthy burrito.

I totally got a blumprito in the bathroom of T-Bell.

by John speaker November 26, 2010

Dumper-Bumper

A reinforced toilet seat for fat/chunky people. Commonly found in trailer parks.

Damn, Aunt Bessie I didn't know you had a dumper-bumper!

by the dumper-bumper bandit February 25, 2009

Humper Bumper

1. Nown - Butt
2. Nown - Ass
3. Nown - Backside
4. Nown - Booty

Check out the humper bumper on that chick.
That girl has a thick humper bumper.

by wile September 8, 2013

bumper nuts

Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.

They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.

Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.

by Fieldgrunt March 28, 2007